New drop · black tees

Dry jokes,
Black tees.

Insider poker humor, printed on heavyweight black tees. No odds — just the grind.

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Gildan 5000 black299 krShips across the EU
WATCHING THE SUN RISE
AFTER ME AND THE BOYS
SAID “LAST HAND”
8 HOURS AGO
Last Hand 299 kr
8 Hours Ago
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Pick your tilt.

Dry jokes for people who get it. Every one on a black tee.

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WATCHING THE SUN RISE
AFTER ME AND THE BOYS
SAID “LAST HAND”
8 HOURS AGO
Last Hand 299 kr
8 Hours Ago
I CAN FOLD.
I JUST CHOOSE
NOT TO.
I Can Fold 299 kr
I Just Choose Not To
DOWN THREE BUY-INS
THIS IS FINE.
I’M FINE.
This Is Fine 299 kr
Down Three Buy-ins
RUNNING BAD
SINCE FOREVER
Running Bad 299 kr
Since Forever

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If we have to explain it, it's not for you

Inside jokes about rebuys, bad beats and the all-nighters that blur into morning. Printed clean on heavyweight black. Wear it to the table, or wear it to therapy.

Why bother

  • Printed in the EU

    Made to order close to you. Most drops land on your doorstep in a few days.

  • No gambling. Ever.

    We sell the joke, not the odds. Identity over action — always.

  • Designed by players

    Every drop comes from someone who has been down to the felt and back.

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