Nuts? I've Got 'Em Tee
Nuts? I've Got 'Em Tee
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The absolute nuts — and you know it. Let the table find out the hard way.
Printed locally, shipped fast. Every tee is printed at the production facility closest to you — in the US for US orders, in Europe for European orders. Typical delivery: 2–5 business days after printing. Tracked shipping on every order.
Heavyweight 100% cotton (Gildan 5000) · bold front print · unisex fit · machine wash inside-out.
Size guide — unisex heavyweight tee
| Size | Chest width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" / 46 cm | 28" / 71 cm |
| M | 20" / 51 cm | 29" / 74 cm |
| L | 22" / 56 cm | 30" / 76 cm |
| XL | 24" / 61 cm | 31" / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26" / 66 cm | 32" / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28" / 71 cm | 33" / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30" / 76 cm | 34" / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32" / 81 cm | 35" / 89 cm |
Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit.
Materials & fit
Materials & fit
Heavyweight black tee, unisex cut, true to size. If you live in hoodies, you already know your size.
Shipping
Shipping
Printed on demand in the EU and shipped to you — most orders land in a few days. Tracking included.
Returns
Returns
14-day right of withdrawal. Wrong size or changed your mind? Send it back. No bad beat necessary.
Care
Care
Wash cold, inside out. Hang dry. Treat the print better than you treat your bankroll.
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Heavyweight. Deadpan. Yours.
No logos, no @-tags, no gambling promos. Just a clean joke on a shirt that holds up wash after wash. If someone gets it, they're your people.
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Printed in the EU
Made to order close to you. Most drops arrive in a few days.
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14-day returns
Wrong size or second thoughts? Send it back, simple as that.
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Secure checkout
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